Author: Wizard

Rules for 2018 March

March Listen to old people. Dear, kale fuck you! Dear vegans, my ancestors killed yours for fun and danced in the caves. Learn your fucking history morons. Pick up a book. Never yell Bomb on a plane. That’s just good life...

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Rules for 2018!

Rules for 2018 January Learn to drive moron! Listen to a new podcast every month. The horn is your friend Drink more Water Eat more cheese! Drink more whiskey Fry some zucchini Tweet Donald Trump Spend less time online and more...

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