For many of us 2016 sucked. It certainly did for Hollywood and the Music world. Fuck 2016.. It’s a new year new rules, new beginnings and let’s have some goddamn fun!
Here are some general rules for 2017.
Rules for 2017…
- stop being your own worst enemy
- become hedonist like me, you will have better skin
- Boycott junk food 6 days a week go nuts have fun on the last one
- You know that thing he wants you to do. DO IT….
- Smoke cigars.
- Move away from Ohio!
- Wear that dress! Trust me!
- Guys get a fucking haircut
- Skinny jeans are for women…
- Visit Brattleboro
- Give Oral more and give it better!
- Drink Armagnac
- Stop ordering obscure shit to stump the bartender.
- Read a book or several
- Do NOT take this too seriously
- Gents… and I use that term loosely these next few are for you
- Open the goddamn door for her or him.
- Man buns are acceptable if you are
- From the islands like Hawaii,
- American Samoa
- Never ask if you can kiss her just do it…if she slaps you or maces you then you misread the situation. (DO not Be TRUMP)
- Look people in the eye..
- ohh and stop playing video games.
- befriend 2 or more lawyers
- give your friends more on yourself
- Take your head out of your ass!
- Put down your fucking phone.. (not now, keep reading) but afterwards
- Drive as if you are not a fucking blind moron.
- Drink responsibly
- Send a thank gift when someone gives you a ride home.
- You will all arrive at the same time. Do not jump the line to get on a plan early. All in the same boat.
- Register to vote. As long as you are 18 by the next Election Day you can register whenever.
- Listen to someone over 70 for an hour a month. Knowledge runs deep.
- Inexpensive whiskey is ok..
Do those things this month and for the rest of 2017. Each month there will be a new rule for each day. Do not fret there will be plenty of reviews and tasting notes even in the rules…
Make 2017 your Bitch!