Rules for 2018!
Rules for 2018 January
- Learn to drive moron!
- Listen to a new podcast every month.
- The horn is your friend
- Drink more Water
- Eat more cheese!
- Drink more whiskey
- Fry some zucchini
- Tweet Donald Trump
- Spend less time online and more time outside you fucking vampires (but still visit my website and podcast)
- Try Malort, and good luck!
- Stop using coconut oil unless you are cooking.
- Cancel cable and screw the man.
- Call your Congress person and tell them they have sold our nation and next time to at least sell to the highest bidder.
- The left lane is for FAST cars.
- Fuck you if you drive a Subaru Or Prius!
- Cut your fucking hair guys! I can’t believe I still must say this.
- Only ask for one Christmas present this year.
- If you Are willing to wait to hours to buy a phone but not to vote please leave my country.
- Learn to park asshole!
- Hit the road and see the world!
- Go see America before it is used by our corporate overlords.
- Go vote! Early and often
- Get off your ass and do something.
- Flip a coin, you know what I mean!
- Pay your bills on time, and screw the man by not paying fees.
- Clean your closet!
- Stop procrastinating and go do it!
- Play with your kids and put down your phone, ass!
- Say what’s on your mind!
- The merge is your responsibility not traffics’.
- Be less sensitive to what people say, grow a thicker skin.
Books to read
- Studs Terkel- Hard Times
Podcasts to listen to –
- My Favorite Murder